Another Poem From My Current Uni

A POEM FOR UCSI

UCSI is used to called Uk-Si,(Oh-Si)
I join Uk-Si because its near to my territory ,
Its used to be a good uni,
Filled with peace and harmony,
Until here come all the blacky.

When talk about the blacky,
They come not to study,
But find chinese for fucki,
Saying “Ni hao Ma”(how r u) to leng lui,
You will fell so geli.

The blacky at Uk-Si,
They are so smelly,
Every time go class I feel like mati,
Especially when they sit beside me.

Uk-Si blacky hidung are so tinggi,
Always drive car like crazy,
Walk in the middle of road like babi,
At night drink beer sampai nak mati,
Then shout at condo like nobody.

A Uk-Si gal rape by blacky,
Uk-Si cover it with money,
The gal suffer for life, so pity,
The blacky get away with Uk-Si money.

Uk-Si is all about money, money and money,
Price increase like crazy,
Obtain status as uni,
But facility like sekolah anak babi
.
Uk-Si café expensive like crazy,
One sandwich for 3 something,
WOW!! It is so costly,
But the food never be tasty.

Uk-Si proud new campus for engineering,
Please don’t be so happy,
Because it is a cage for blacky,
And hard to find a pretty chicky,
Seeing Uk-Si black chicky,
Swimming at pool with bikini,
My eye’s sakit sampai nak mati
.
Uk-Si only got one library,
Two campus need to share one library,
Make student run here and there like monkey,
The book always gone when exam is nearly,
If want a book please go rampas like aunty.

Uk-Si new computer lab is so nicely,
Filled with Core 2 Duo from HP,
But later all the mouse kena curi,
It is all done by the blacky,
So becareful when u bring notebook or lappy,
Because? You know la the “BLACKY”

Uk-Si classroom sometimes tak cukup kerusi,
Hv to come very early only got place to sit,
Sometimes classes for Fac. of Management and I T,
Hv to come super early just to rampas kerusi.
If no kerusi, lecturer pretend cannot see,
Then hv to carry chairs from other classes sampai nak mati...

Uk-Si com lab is just like UTAR,
Pen drive masuk lubang sure got baby,
Pregnant with all the trojan, worm and cookies,
Because the anti-virus are so lousy.

Uk-Si parking is so limit,
Student parking is cost two ringgit,
Yet still need climb up to the hill like crazy,
Uk-Si Staff parking is FOC,
But still got reserve by the security.

Uk-Si fees is so costly,
Yet, student do event still need ask others for money,
People say Uk-Si so rich why still for money,
So, where goes all our money,
I believe Peter Ng sudah masuk pocket sendiri.

Uk-Si always use advertisment to wrap nicely,
But inside is always empty,
So, never believe the advertisment of Uk-Si,
Because it is actually wrap with your money.

Uk-Si Prom night is so hot recently,
It is host by Stephanie,
But Student Council is insufficient money,
So Uk-Si ask student to make money,

Selling ticket at 85 ringgit,
But why were student paid to watch blacky,
Smelling cigarette and alcoholic by iran & blacky,
Thus, it is not so healty.
And lastly, Never Come to Uk-Si!!!